English is the Only Language I Know and I Barely Understand it.

Listen closely to my mouth before I close it.

Because I am about to subject you to the study of a subject:

 

The English Language

 

Now before we take off on this journey,

We must shift out of park,

pull out of the driveway

and hop onto the parkway.

 

And as we progress with our progress,

I want to make sure you keep you mind off the shore,

Because I know the beach is beached on the sands of your consciousness.

 

So, focus, and think of me as your teacher who once often taught,

Like a preacher who once often praught.

Oh sorry, it’s obviously preached because praught wouldn’t be the logical deduction?

 

Moving forward to the foreward of my lesson.

If you want to avoid being a wise guy so you can be a wise man,

Follow these rules so you can one day rule the world:

 

  1. You must re-read things you have read before you can’t see red anymore.
  2. If you like crab, don’t think you’ll like crab-apples.
  3. L’oreal for kids shampoo protected against tears not tears.
  4. Refusing to eat food from a restaurant will often lead to refuse in your next plate.
  5. If you try to tie a knot but do not know how to tie a knot, all your efforts will be for naught.
  6. Someone claiming you’re an invalid is invalid.
  7. Do not eat hamburgers if you are Hindu. The package is lying to you.
  8. Being sick is not sick… unless you meant that you were sick *hand gesture*
  9. Like 75 percent of words don’t follow the i before e rule
  10. Quicksand is kinda’ slow.

 

So, as you can see, as clear as the caspian sea,

The English language is seriously messed up.

 

But before you notice that my feet smell,

And that my nose is starting to run.

 

Wait.. before you notice that my feet smell,

And that my nose is starting to run.

 

That doesn’t even…

Alright, fuck it.

Please consider learning another language.

Kenneth is Immortal

Black white.
Flying a kite.
I can’t hear her.
The neurons are pretty tough.
Visuals of hatred for the talented past.
Imagining noises of carousels and various rumblings.
I need more time.
It’s not insane.
But bend over and succumb to temptation.
Or pretend your mind isn’t on the misunderstood, the unimportant, the marvelous.
Don’t touch me.
Feel me.
Pity you’ll never understand the difference.
I want you.
You liar.
You’ve only let go of your reality.
Why have I done this?
Why can’t I be satisfied?
Why am I always going to be irrelevant?
I don’t trust myself.
I don’t trust you.
Stop.
Please don’t stop.
I love you.

Pretty Things

My mind is trapped in this box.

But, it’s a really colorful box.

So, everyone thinks it’s pretty.

Pretty things interest people.

They make people want them.

So.. people come looking to explore the box.

And they do.

But, sure enough, they soon run away.

Because the box isn’t so pretty on the inside.

It’s actually pretty crappy in there..

The colors are crappy.

There’s crappy elevator music playing in the background.

It’s hard to figure out what’s even in there.

You know, cause it’s so crappy.

I’m inside the box.

In this little cave underneath the contorted mess of solemn crappiness.

My cave is pretty.

I hate the box.


To be continued..

Thoughts of a Worn-out Watcher

I speak when I want someone to hear me.

But, without fail, my thoughts are misconstrued.

And, without fail, I cringe as faces respond in misinformed delight to my words.

The horrible irritation that comes from these simple attempts to connect to others fills my being with fervor,

For blissful ignorance such as this has always been on my naughty list.

And, in moment like this, I lose myself in more ways that one.

My mind hides from me.

My heart loses touch with reality, and beats devoid of passion,

Soon after, my soul crawls inside that pulsing mechanical furnace inside my chest and revels in its synthetic heat.

The heat is pitiful.. but something alive with no life like my shriveled soul can’t really tell the difference between existing or living.

So my innocent soul likes it there.

I haven’t been able to find her for a while – the hooligan.

She’s been gone for longer than usual.

I’m not sure why she is so much more scared of me than my mind seems to be.

I mean, my mind and I have a pretty consistent relationship.

He comes back to me enough so that existing in society is obtainable –

Enough so that no one can tell that my soul is missing.

I can’t tell if I am thankful that no one notices.

I can’t tell if I will ever find my soul again.

I can’t tell if anyone will ever understand me.

I can’t tell anyone that I am..

But my thought is interrupted,

And suddenly my eyes focus enough that I can see the edge of a grin –

A grin that tricks me and makes me want to tell it my secrets.

So I do.